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The only things kids wear out faster than their shoes are their parents. (John J. Plomp)
A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad. (John Andrew Holmes)
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. (unknown)
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. (Ed Howe)The art of being a parent is to sleep when
The art of being a parent is to sleep when the baby is not looking. (unknown)
A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. (Shannon Fife)
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When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: ‘Fetch!’. (Bruce Lansky)
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. (Franklin P. Jones)
Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. Now, I have six children and no theories. (John Wilmot)
The hardest part of raising a child is having to stick to all these rules yourself! (unknown)
24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother, that’s the only shift they offer! (Jodi Picoult)
Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and
Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers (Sokrates) … but just a little toothless smile and mummy and daddy are happy!